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Lady Sovereign - Food Play from Jigsaw
(This One’s for the Lover’s Out There,
For those who like their food to enhance their mood for love.
From the depths of the sea, to the heavens up above.
I just love the way Häagen-Dazs drips down your cheek.
The way you munch your quarter pounder.
Oh my, the way you chew that cheese)
kaonicks:
I’m a goon
he’s a goon
she’s a goon
we’re all goons, hey
Except for you, you don’t even know what I am talking about.
Need more goons in the world.
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Twilight Fans think they’re going to a Twilight red carpet event. Instead, they go to an intervention.
Yup. Weather is real nice today.
Do I shave the beard or should I let it grow for a bit longer?
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Lol catdog spam
spacecataz:
But no seriously, Tumblr said it was down, so I kept refreshing. Apparently, everytime I refreshed, it fucking published the post. Over and over again.
I mean, I totally did it on purpose. Y’ALL GOT CATDOG’D
I just thought you reallllly liked Catdog.